Not giving a fuck. Once you've mastered the art of keeping calm, the 'carrying on' really just seems to fall into place.
That being said, I'm not going to get into the specifics of why I was forced to keep calm or carry on last night..rather I'll just move on to the next golden rule. This rule was featured on last night's SNL, and is the trilogy to Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's "Dick in a Box" and "Mother Lover" skits. Throw in a feature from Lady Gaga and it makes it an instant classic. Enjoy! (PS you might have to go to photobucket to see the vid)
"It's not gay when it's in a 3 way...with a honey in the middle there's some leeway"